Glenn Beck Certain There's a Point to Current Rant
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New York - Though his own words are beginning to confuse the
popular Fox News host and radio talker, outspoken Conservative Libertarian
Glenn Beck is absolutely certain he is mere seconds away from making a
brilliant point, Underneath Politics is learning. "The Democrats are way over
to the left and the Republicans are way over to the right; which brings me to a
story about my father's bakery. It didn't matter if you had a 'D' or an 'R' by
your name, we would fill your arms full of pastry. We didn't have liberal bread
or conservative bread. Are today's politicians out of bread, because I need to
make a sandwich and no one in Washington
will give me a jar of mayonnaise!" Mr. Beck exclaimed. After briefly turning
around to look at his initials floating around on several large screens, he
continues. "Over the last few years, I've stayed up late reading many books on
the history of America
while eating my weight in Stouffer's Cheesy Spaghetti Bake because I'm a
big-fat-fatty. From books, I learned that our founding fathers would have strenuously
objected to the policies of Woodrow Wilson only slightly more than they would
have objected to the policies of Mao Zedong, which is why you can't trust a
politician with any letter protruding from his or her name, but especially a letter
in a language besides English, because those are impossible to Google. Is that
too much to ask, America?"
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