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President Bush Gives up Exhaustive Search for Palestine on Globe
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Washington - President George W. Bush today officially ended his three day search for Palestine on his Oval Office globe, Underneath Politics has learned. "I know it's close to Israel and the West Bank, but it doesn't show up on this here globe," the President said. Mr. Bush wondered if security reasons prevented the area from showing up on any map currently being produced. "I know Google Earth has been criticized heavily for showing secure locations, maybe the globe industry has received a similar admonishment." President Bush insists his inability to locate Palestine on the globe does not diminish his desire to see peace wherever its location may be. "I have the utmost confidence that everyone on my staff knows exactly where Palestine is and will do everything in their power to ensure the people who live there have a home which can safely be put on a globe before their grandchildren are born and reared." |
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