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Report: Hillary Clinton Wondering "What the Hell is Up with this S**t" |
Washington - Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has reportedly been openly wondering what has happened to her candidacy after what seemed like an insurmountable lead turned into a situation where it is unlikely she will secure the Democratic nomination, Underneath Politics has learned.
"What the f**k happened!" Mrs. Clinton can often be heard mumbling to herself, or asking those within ear shot, even low level staffers, who have no idea how to respond.
"Mrs. Clinton is in a desperate situation," said Political Analyst said Dana Rosenthal. "She must win three key states to even have a chance at the nomination. Things quickly went south for her, and it's understandably making her a little crazy."
Mrs. Clinton has reportedly been throwing curse words in with virtually every sentence. |
"It's very uncomfortable for us all," said a staffer who wished to remain anonymous. "Between 'un-f***ing believable,' 'this can't f***ing be happening,' and 'I haven't had a country f***ing this bad since I was at Wellesley,' we're scared to get within 20-yards of her."
Ms. Rosenthal insists wins in Texas and Ohio can quickly turn the tables.
"Mrs. Clinton knows from experience you can go from frontrunner to also-ran in a matter of moments," she said. "The effect of such a turn in momentum could be worse for Senator Obama because he's so close to victory. So let's not count her out just yet."
After a recent loss in Wisconsin, however, Mrs. Clinton didn't seem too optimistic as her cursing got measurably worse, and she could be overheard repeating the phrase, "Mother F***idy-f***-f***." |
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